Top ten reasons for getting Fired!

My top ten reasons for getting Fired!

1. Always showing up late to work because your a retard!

2. Falling asleep at work “probely because you stayed up all night trying to get laid!”

3. Telling your boss to go stick his dick in a blender!

4. Getting High and trying to drive a forklift! “Trust me its alot harder then it sounds”

5. You go to work still drunk from the night before!

6. Trying to get with your bosses wife “Probely not the best Idea.”

7. Telling the customer to eat a asshole! “probely because the customer is a fucking retard!”

8. Trying to get laid at work! “Again not the best idea!”

9. Trying to score weed off one of your co-workers!

And number 10. Getting cought masterbating at work! “LOL the sad thing is this happens all the time”

Well there it is my top ten reasons for getting Fired at work! If you have any other reasons please post them! Here is a Link: To one of my websites! BlackHawkProperty.